TAMPA, FL - Love is in the air in Tampa, Florida as Rodney "Dipshit" Harrington was shown a special mug purchased by his beloved wife of two years, Tiffany. Rodney assumed this was a gift for him.
But as it turns out, the mug and it's message was not exactly for him. In fact, it was quite the opposite.
The "gift" in question? A coffee mug telling him to let her drink her coffee or fuck off.
Despite Tiffany's explanation, her husband didn't get it.
"Wow, you really are oblivious, aren't you?" said Tiffany with a smirk.
She then kindly reminded her husband not to talk or touch her until she's had her morning coffee, at least three cups to be exact.
Tiffany told us that her mood goes beyond one cup of joe. She needs to "piss out" two of those cups before she's ready for any interaction.