Name: Please Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today T-Shirt
Brand: DrinkTees
SKU: MT-BLACK-S-DTGW-DT091-DUMBFUCKERY
Price: 19.95 USD
Availability: InStock

Please Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today T-Shirt Black

Please Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today T-Shirt Heather Navy

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High quality luxury t-shirt

5oz 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton

Maintains it's soft cotton feel

Relaxed fit

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Please Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today T-Shirt

About this soft and comfortable 100% ringspun preshrunk cotton t-shirt:

The relaxed fit is not skin tight and is for everyday wear. Click the size chart above to find your best fit.

The t-shirt is stitched well and will hold up wash after wash. The prints on our cotton t-shirts are vivid and will hold up wash after wash.

How to care for your DrinkTees.com 100% Preshrunk Cotton T-Shirt:

Wash cold and hang dry. That's it!
We both know you are not going to hang dry this tee, so tumble dry low and it should be good.
WTF...you turned the dryer on high, didn't you?
If you ever decide to iron your t-shirt (Trying hard not to laugh as I type this), be sure to iron it inside out.

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